Rappin’ about the Legal World

Yo yo yo, listen up, I got some legal knowledge to drop
If you need a roofer in Calgary, I’ll tell you who’s on top
But before we get to that, let’s talk sole proprietorship
Legal status, all you need to know, that’s a good relationship
Kirchhoff’s law, black body radiation, that’s the key
Understanding that, now that’s some power, can’t you see?
Now let’s switch it up to attorney fee agreements and third party pay
Legal stuff, but important, can’t let it get away
For all my law grads out there, looking for a job, don’t despair
I got the best government jobs, now that’s some real care
And hey, if you’re thinking about going fishing, hold on, wait
Is it legal to fish right now? Don’t get caught up in the bait
Last but not least, the Apple Developer Program license agreement, that’s been updated
Legal insights, gotta stay sharp, can’t be outdated
And if you happen to be in Tokyo, looking for legal affairs
The Registrar of the Tokyo Legal Affairs Bureau, they’ll take good care
Finally, let’s talk about the world’s largest injury law firm, now that’s no small claim
Top legal representation, they’ve risen to fame
So there you have it, my legal rap, it’s been a good time
Laws of the game, that’s the end, thanks for reading, that’s the end of my rhyme